Appendix α – The less poetic version of chapters 9-11

Chapter 9
A large fat squirrel named Chernobyl ate a vat of radium making him very radioactive.

Chapter 10
Because of poor sanitation a large number of tsetse flies appeared and started tickling people, but were stopped because they were easily squished.

Chapter 11
The radioactive squirrel Chernobyl is abandoned by everyone he ever knew, but he meets some tsetse flies and makes them radioactive as well, causing them to grow large in size and to become indestructible, because of their previous reign of terror the tsetse flies are oppressed are forced into pickle making causing them to subsequently lose their little possessions in the great pickle market crash.

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